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    引用 作者: fyl0206 查看文章
    對.

    再加一句...

    Hunger is the best sauce.
    晚食以當肉,安步以當車。

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    引用 作者: lyyoung 查看文章
    應該是

    How have you been (recently)?

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    座位有限,先來先淫~~~
    Seats are only available on first come, first serve basis!
    不好意思两位老師,一來打下廣告
    二來聽CD還同時考英文聽力又頂好玩的

    注意有以上相關的句子

    http://www.56.com/p52/v_MTA4MjI4NjAx.html&pstyle=1

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    預設 貢獻一下

    很久以前寫的:

    英文1

    英文2

    英文3

    Somehow related:

    Training Class

    Education

    最近因為跟中國公司有交流, 看到很多中式英文. Save it for another day.

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    引用 作者: parodielin 查看文章
    很久以前寫的:

    英文1

    英文2

    英文3

    Somehow related:

    Training Class

    Education

    最近因為跟中國公司有交流, 看到很多中式英文. Save it for another day.
    很棒的文章,在FB上幫您按"讚"和分享出去!

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    A: How do you do?
    B: How do I do.......I am not telling you~~~~

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    Uniformed officer filmed having sex with woman on car hood...while a chihuahua watches



    By Daily Mail Reporter

    Last updated at 11:31 PM on 30th August 2011



    A uniformed police officer was caught on CCTV having sex with a woman on the hood of a car.
    The bizarre scene, which was witnessed by a nearby chihuahua, was filmed by a hidden camera set up by New Mexico police to catch vandalism at a nearby property.
    The Santa Fe County Sheriff's office released two images from the video yesterday.

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    Sought: Investigators are seeking to identify the uniformed State Police officer seen in surveillance photos having sex with a woman on the hood of a car

    The pictures - taken from Santa Fe Canyon Ranch - show the officer in full uniform facing away from the camera.
    The woman is splayed out on the bonnet with her jeans around her ankles and her breasts exposed.

    Speaking to KOB 4 news, one New Mexican who was shown the pictures said: 'With that kind of judgement you don't want him carrying a weapon.'
    The New Mexico television station obtained the photos after a freedom of information request.
    Despite the Sheriff’s office releasing the photos over a week ago, State Police have refused to comment.

    Bizarre: The chihuahua can be seen hovering around the couple

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    The phone rang. The lady of the house answered.
    電話鈴響了,女主人應聲拿起話筒。

    "Yes?"
    「哪位?」

    "Mrs. Ward, please."
    「請華德太太聽電話。」

    "Speaking"
    「我就是。」

    "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's.
    「華德太太,我是醫藥測試實驗室的瓊斯醫生,當您的醫生將您先生的檢體拿來的同時,另一位華德先生的檢體也剛巧送了過來,現在我們無法確定哪一件檢體是您先生的了。

    Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."
    老實說,這很糟糕,也很麻煩。」

    "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asked.
    「您說這話是什麼意思?」華德太太問。

    "Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."
    「經過我們化驗的結果,一位華德先生得了〝阿茲海默症〞,另一位華德先生得的卻是〝愛滋病〞。我們無法分辨哪一件是您先生的。」

    "That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
    「那真糟糕!我們能再重做一次檢測嗎?」華德太太問。

    "Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
    「一般說來可以,但是這麼昂貴的檢測健保是不會再給付的。」

    "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
    「哦,那我現在該怎麼辦呢?」

    The people at Medicare recommend that "You drop your husband off in the middle of town.
    健保局的人員建議:「您把您先生帶到鎮上,然後丟下他一個人。

    If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him".
    如果他還回的了家,就不要和他同床共眠了。」

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    預設 新菜!

    下次到欧洲,一定要试这一个新菜!

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    預設 翻译的笑话

    中国的翻译常出问题,主要原因是翻译人的中文水准太差了!
    PowerConditioning: PS Audio UPC-200
    SC: Asus Xonar STX, Juli@
    Source: Audio-GD NFB9, Mytek DSD 192, Zhaolu DAC 2
    Amp: Audiolab 8000 C/P; Melody SP3; Audio-GD C501
    Speakers: Spendor SP2, Stirling LS3/5a
    Headphone: Sennheiser HD650
    Software: ContolPC (Windows 20AJRiJ- AudioPC (Windows 2012)

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